jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter)

  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable